28440Where is the otter that looked so disgusted with its watermelon?
here he is
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so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.
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If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
Also, just remember that Tom Hiddleston can make that noise on command…
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If your name is Frank and you don’t use the opportunity to say “let me be frank with you” every day then you are truly dead to me
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Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you. ”May I have this dance?” they ask. You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character.
Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.
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i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
I think about this post a lot
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