cabled: mochacat: goerica10: OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD I ALMOST CRIED PEOPLE ARE SOOO AWESOME I AM FUCKING DYINGN SDGKLSDHLK I CANT DSJHFH i hate these so much they always make me laugh until I can’t breathe YESSSSSSSSS I just laughed at these for about 5 minutes straight. My God. Oh god.
heyfunniest: I haven’t ate anything since last year: I haven’t showered since last year: One hour ago seems just like last year: I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:
I'd love to see myself from a boy's perspective.
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
mrskarp: “sobbing, omg screaming, literally dead” I type as I sit straight-faced and completely devoid of visible emotion in front of my laptop
lellolamb: My Favorite Songs in 2011 Mika -...
I'm paranoid that I annoy everyone that I like. →
Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new...
ayo-souka asked: Okay that's cool, becuase I didn't start mine yet. I need to find good sites, I'm against it. So I better remember how to do an argumentative essay on this. I well hope to finish it by next year.
riddleberry: people on the internet are so oblivious to humor and sarcasm that i literally want to hammer them with colbert’s penis and then tape them to a wall and scream sarcastic remarks at them for a week straight until they realize that sometimes things people say are not exactly meant to be taken literally and actually i think i might open the first college for the satirically challenged...
ayo-souka asked: How long was your argument essay in chem?