March 2012
ooakigor:
5 reasons why Gay Marriage is wrong:
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Watchfuckyeahdementia:
watch this
me: ahhh time for some sleep
blankets: wait i'm sorry i forgot to bunch up around your torso i know how you like your feet ice cold
legs: would now be the time to thrash violently i think yes
brain: let's review some repressed childhood memories for da lulz
stomach: let me just hurt for an hour
arm: i'm falling asleep now bye
bladder: suddenly i'm full wow how'd that happen
bowels: you have to poop real bad here have some farts
pet: your face is comfy
me: fuck
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
the only triangles i want to see in klaine's...
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
jewcrawford:
literal band meanings
fall out boy
panic! at the disco
green day
my chemical romance
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
(via heirofslytherin)
“You can have a very intense relationship with fictional characters because they...”
– J.K. Rowling (via hbks)
Queen Rowling has spoken
(via kevinssecretplace4546)
10 Novels That Will Sharpen Your Mind →
bricabracart:
Yay! Books ARE good for you! Hooray for books!
(this article is from Scientific American)
“There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been....”
– Isaac Asimov (via wordpainting)
a romantic story
julchensblog:
fwips:
And they lived happily ever after.
I’m crying tears of laughter because this is too true.
